Onryō, Suijin, Yokai

The seas surrounding Japan are dangerous and tempermental. Often, rites are performed to calm them before sea travel. Additionally, these rituals satiate the sea yokai such as funayūrei and umibōzu. Today’s yokai is a lesser known creature of the sea, but just as dangerous. Today we discuss the sinister umizatō, the blind siren of the sea.


Since pre-Edo period, umizatō is described as a biwahōshi (琵琶法師) roaming the seas. Biwahoshi are Japanese bards who share ancient stories through music. Usually they are blind and play the biwa as accompaniment.

However, umizatō is less entertaining and more dangerous. Without sight, he walks the sea with a walking cane. The blind yokai also carries the biwa on his back. Additionally, umizatō taps around noisily, stirring up the waves as he wanders the sea.

Dangerous Waters

Although, umizatō looks harmless, his actions are not. For example, umizatō creates large waves and capsizes the sturdiest ships. Alternatively, he causes shipwrecks by beckoning fishing ships to reefs. Undoubtedly, umizatō is the blind siren of the sea.

But these facts is nothing compared to this next tale. An ancient sea “accident” describes a giant umizatō rising from the seas and swallowed a ship whole. Consequently, only a handful of survivors lived to tell the tale.

Conclusion

Yokai experts say that umizatō are onryō of blind men died at sea. Either by accident or sacrificed to calm choppy seas. Furthermore, umizatō are said to be vindictive towards fishermen at sea. But no reasons were given. Nonetheless, they do not prey on respecful travellers. So, before taking your sea cruise, it doesn’t hurt to say a little prayer before boarding.

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Yokai Details

  • name: umizatō ( oo-me-zah-toe )
  • kanji: 海座頭 (うみざとう)
  • meaning: blind man of the sea
  • abilities:
    1. ocean control — the ability to create and shape the oceans and seas
    2. echolocation — tapping the seas in search of fishing boats and ships
Yokai

Many years ago, I backpacked across Miyagi prefecture (宮城県). One night, I came across a quaint bathhouse in a valley. Fortunately, I managed to acquire accommodation for the night. Soon after, I decided to soak in the onsen and rest my weary legs. I joined an elderly man who was already soaking for a while. Everthing was quiet and peaceful. Then, I heard sloshing and slurping. The old man turned to assure me. He said, “Do not worry. It is just akaname, he loves to lick these filthy bathtubs clean.”


During the Edo period, akaname are described as child-like yokai with cropped hair. Similar to zashiki-wararashi. But their similarities end there. Akaname are the creepier version with clawed feet and long prehensile tongue. Furthermore, their skin are tainted with a red or green tone.

Mutual Benefits

Nonetheless, akaname are harmless yokai that dwell in old bathhouses. Eventhough they look creepy, they are quite a handy yokai to have. Akaname loves to feed on the grime and muck that grows on moldy surfaces. The fresher, the better.

Nightly, when everyone is asleep, akaname would sneak into the bathrooms. They search for freshly grown grime and lick them all clean. Akaname is the perfect symbiote for household chores. But alas, most Japanese households prefer to keep their bathrooms squeaky clean to keep akaname away.

Conclusion

Personally, I would like to have akaname as a companion. Definitely, he is a useful yokai to have and so easy to feed. He even works the night shift. I love my akaname who loves to lick bathtubs.

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Yokai Details

  • name: akaname ( ah-kah-nah-meh )
  • kanji: 垢嘗  (あかなめ)
  • aka: akaneburi (垢ねぶり)
  • meaning: filth licker
  • abilities:
    1. prehensile tongue — use tongue to grab and manipulate objects
    2. disease immunity — immune to diseases caused by bacteria, virus and parasites
Onryō, Warai-onago, Yokai

Most yokai originates from the Edo period. And, today’s yokai is no different. However, in contemporary urban legends, this female yokai as popular as teke-teke. In fact, the city occurences were so serious that it involved the japanese police. Undoubtedly, today’s yokai is kuchisake-onna and she gives you a big smile.


As legend goes, kuchisake-onna is a female onryō with a mutilated mouth. Her mouth was slit open from ear to ear. Usually, she hunts around town nightly and carries a sharp object. For example, a kitchen knife, a pair of scissors and, even, a razor blade. In days of old, she wields a tantō.

During the Edo period, kuchisake-onna wore a furisode and frequented the streets of yūkaku. Consequently, she used her long sleeves to hide her identity from the horny men. Sometimes, a fan or handkerchief was used instead. However, in contemporary times, kuchisake-onna hunts along quiet alleyways. The onryō wears a face mask to conceal her slit-mouth. Also, now, she preys on anyone. Certainly, she has evolved her methods. She became a more opportunistic predator.

Modus Operandi

Nonetheless, kuchisake-onna‘s method has not changed over the centuries. In fact, she stayed true to her vengeful nature. Firstly, kuchisake-onna roams the streets searching for prey. When she encounters one, the onryō appraoches her unsuspecting victim.

Then, with her mouth covered, kuchisake-onna asks her prey, “Watashi, kirei?” (“Am I pretty?”) If he/she answers no, the onryō draws her weapon and kills her victim immediately. However, if her prey says yes, kuchisake-onna advances to phase two.

Subsequently, she reveals her mutilated mouth to her prey. Then, kuchisake-onna repeats her question. “Kore demo?” (“Even now?”) If her victim replies no (or screams), she kills him/her instantly. If her prey answers yes, kuchisake-onna moves to phase three.

In this last phase, kuchisake-onna hugs her victim close and grins. Slowly, and deliberately, she removes her tool and slices her victim. Kuchisake-onna cuts him/her a fresh new mouth. One with a mutilated smile, just like her.

Survival Guide

First and foremost, avoid solitary woman in dark quiet streets. In this way, you also avoid other warai-onago yokai such as nure-onago and ohaguro-bettari. Of course, if you do have the “need” to chat up with these “beautiful” women, there are ways to escape the clutches of kuchisake-onna.

For instance, you may throw bekkoame or other forms of hard candy on the ground. Kuchisake-onna loves sweets. Escpecially caramalised hard candy. And they prefer these tributes to slicing your face up. Alternatively, some experts suggest throwing money. Especially, ¥500 coins. Although, these claims have yet to be substantiated. Good luck trying.

If you have none of these, or prefer to keep your money instead of your life, there are other exit strategies. These strategies revolve around providing an unconventional answer. For instance, instead of a ‘yes’ or ‘no’, answer “mā-mā…” (meaning “so-so”). Or even, “heikin teki na” (meaning “looks average/normal”). Such answers will leave kuchisake-onna confused. Therefore, you have enough time to take flight. But, of course, kuchisake-onna can still catch up and then she gives you a big smile.

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Yokai Details

  • name: kuchisake-onna ( koo-chi-sah-kay-on-nah )
  • kanji: 口裂け女  (くちさけおんな)
  • meaning: slit-mouth woman
  • abilities:
    1. paralysis inducement — ability to partially immobilize others
    2. tracking evasion — hide from followers or pursuers